It is cheap, it is bad, and I should have left it in my WhatsApp chat. But it is the itch to share these gems that come to my mind in the hope that they will be there when I feel down and out.
Starting with Faraz Sahab
Parody -1 Tum correlation ko causality samajh lete ho faraz, Flutter hota nahi har koyi Butterfly effect wala. Original तुम तकल्लुफ़ को भी इख़्लास समझते हो 'फ़राज़' दोस्त होता नहीं हर हाथ मिलाने वाला You often mistake formality with sincerity, Not everyone you shake hand with is your friend
Parody-2
Kitna aasan tha cursor se vibe code karna jaana,
Phir bhi ek umr lagi bug ko resolve karte karte
Original
कितना आसाँ था तिरे हिज्र में मरना जानाँ
फिर भी इक उम्र लगी जान से जाते जाते
How easy was to die in your separation my love,
Still it took me a lifetime to pass away